Caption Contest: What Would Rodney Dangerfield Say About this Map

June 29, 2012 at 11:28 am  •  Posted in Geography by  •  10 Comments

Imagine that Rodney Dangerfield was a cartographer.  What would he say about this map?  Please submit your caption idea and I will select a winner on Monday.


Full press release from CoreLogic with graphics can be found on PR Newswire.


  1. Justin / June 29, 2012 at 3:16 pm / Reply

    I’ll get the ball rolling: “Last time I saw a map that ugly it came out of a dot matrix printer.”

  2. Joey / June 29, 2012 at 9:23 pm / Reply

    At least America’s wang would has a bunch of bushes to keep it company while they get screwed.

  3. shana Holman / June 30, 2012 at 6:16 pm / Reply

    Florida gets no respect. The rate there going all those AARP reverse mortgages are more like F.A.R.T reverse reach arounds. Hey, did someone step on a duck?

  4. shana Holman / June 30, 2012 at 6:17 pm / Reply

    They’re… oops. Please excuse I was so excited

  5. Justin / June 30, 2012 at 10:21 pm / Reply

    Good stuff! Keep them coming!

  6. Stephen Gushue / June 30, 2012 at 11:15 pm / Reply

    The vertical lines are quite slimming

  7. Gary The Net / July 1, 2012 at 10:33 pm / Reply

    I haven’t seen a map so misleading since Columbus claimed he could reach China, going west, I tell ya.

    Domestic homes and cemeteries, biggest wastes of prime real estate.

    This map still has marks where the jockey was beating it.

    It’s like Wang here, ate a plate of raw spaghetti and puked all over a map of the US.

    Opportunity. Chuck and Bill’s cemetery.

  8. Martha / July 2, 2012 at 9:31 am / Reply

    It looks like a hobo in a pin striped suit.

  9. Kelsey Aldrich / July 2, 2012 at 9:41 am / Reply

    Hey.. whoa.. if you post a map like that do you get a free bowl of soup? It looks good on your site though…

  10. Justin / July 2, 2012 at 6:19 pm / Reply

    And the winner is….

    Kelsey Aldrich: “Hey.. whoa.. if you post a map like that do you get a free bowl of soup? It looks good on your site though.”

    Congratulations, Kelsey! And, thank you to everyone who participated!

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